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Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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