Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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