You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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