just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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