How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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