what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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