just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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