I've blown a few things in my day
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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