need another drink. this is the easiest way
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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