So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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