And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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