I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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