Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
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