I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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