how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
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