i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
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