i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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