Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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