I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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