Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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