Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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