oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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