How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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