): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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