we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
Randomize
