The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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