i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Reggie can tackle my bush.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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