just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
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