Define "chronic" masturbator.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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