I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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