But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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