This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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