when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Randomize
