this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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