Three words: puerto rican gang bang
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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