Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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