He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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