great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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