I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'm jealous of your bromance
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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