Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
How does it feel to date your dad?
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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