talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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