she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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