How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
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