My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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