What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I need water and some morals
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
Randomize
