I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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