I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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