she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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