chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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