Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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