so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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