HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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