Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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