I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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